A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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