fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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