So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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