I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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