just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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