We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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