I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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