No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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