i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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