How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
