I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We just shotgunned beers for America
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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