I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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