I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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