I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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