my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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