Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
