Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think my fart just growled at me.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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