This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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