Define "chronic" masturbator.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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