at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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