She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
