just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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