wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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