At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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