This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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