So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
accomplished twins. life is a go
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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