You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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