Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
soo... how was my night?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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