I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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