kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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