I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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