My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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