So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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