More tranny stories later!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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