I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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