weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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