So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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