Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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