I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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