No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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