im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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