Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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