we're blogging at a bar
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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