I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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