Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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