Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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