Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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