If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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