he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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