She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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