My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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