I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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