what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
splinters make it hard to masturbate
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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