Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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