hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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