He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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