Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she smelled like a LAN party
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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